I am perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built near Ground Zero. I think it
should be the goal of every American to be tolerant. The mosque should be allowed, in an effort to
promote TOLERANCE.
That is why I also propose, that two gay nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque thereby
promoting tolerance within the mosque. We could call the clubs "The Turban Cowboy" and "You Mecca
Me So Hot".
Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and have an open barbeque with spare ribs
as its daily special. Across the street a very daring lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret”
with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.
Next door to the lingerie shop, there would be room for an Adult Toy Shop (Koranal Knowledge?), its
name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store, maybe call it "Morehammered"?
If you agree in promoting tolerance and you think this is a good plan, pass it on.
Thanks to Mike for the above.