Affirmative Action for ALL Australians regardless of inability

The "Australians With No Abilities Act"

Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard and her Labor Green Independent "Co Party" Minority Government will introduce into Parliament, sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Australians. The Australians With No Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Australians who lack initiative any real skills or ambition combined with Labor's "Vote People" illegal immigration and  open borders policy is seen as an election win game changer for  Labor in 2013.

"Roughly 50 percent of Australians do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said Emilys List affirmative action appointee MP Tanya Plibersek. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing."

In a Parliament House press conference,House of Representatives Speaker The Hon.Anna Burke and Leader of the Government in the Senate,Senator The Hon. Christopher Evans pointed to the success of the Gillard government's Department of Climate Change, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance,they also cited its long standing and excellent record of hiring Persons with No Ability or knowledge of Climatology (63 percent).The Australian Broadcasting Corporation, Australia's taxpayer funded TV and Radio Broadcasting network was also cited as an example of the successful ongoing utilization of Australians with no ability. 

Under the Australians With No Abilities Act, more than 7 million mid-level positions will be created,with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance.

Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees. The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations that promote a significant number of Persons of Inability (POI) into middle-management positions, and give a tax credit to small and medium-sized businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two 
talented employees.

Minister Plibersek  said "......of course the Governments Positive Discrimination Act will be rigidly enforced and that special consideration,indeed preference for these positions will be given to Aboriginal and Torres Straight Islanders with No Ability.

Finally,the Australians With No Abilities Act contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions such as, "Do you have any skills or experience that relate to this job?"

"As a non-abled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them," said Kylee - Al El Sani Bogainne', who lost her position as a wheel-nut polisher at  GM's soon to shut down South Australian Port Elizabeth plant, due to her inability to remember " what do we want and when do we want it ... Now". "This new law should be real good for people like me. I’ll finally have job security." With the passage of this bill, Al El Sani Bogainne and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel said Minister Plibersek 

Deputy Prime Minister and Treasurer the Hon.Wayne Swan said: "As a Deputy Prime Minister and Treasurer with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every Australian with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every Australian citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation and a good salary for doing so." 

Treasurer Swan when asked how the Australians With No Abilities Act, would be funded replied  "....it is time for those extremely Lucky Australians, I say again, extremely Lucky Australians,with abilities and initiative started paying their fair share,we live in the land of the fair go and the Australians With No Abilities Act will be fully funded by a slight increase,I say again,by a slight increase, in the Tax rate applicable to any Australian earning in excess of $30,000 pa.no one could argue that these wage earners have not had it too good for too long, and its time that Labor's Working Families and Real Australians had a fair go." When asked what the increase would be Treasurer Swan said "..... we expect that a very modest increase of 15% to possibly 18% a very modest increase indeed,very modest indeed "

Members of the Canberra Press gallery led by Network Ten's Paul Bongiorno gave Treasurer Swan a spontaneous round of applause and immediately burst into a verse of The Internationale'.

The Government is expected to introduce the legislation into Parliament in the first sitting of 2013,with a view to it taking effect by June 2013,speculation is rife that following the implementation of the legislation a Federal Election will be called for the second week of July 2013.

Thanks to Susan Florida USA for sending me the original of the above titled "The Americans With No Abilities Act"